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A completely true and unembellished account of the conversation I heard in a coffee shop today.
By Mark | October 9, 2007
I was sitting in a coffee shop in the South Loop of Chicago today, which is just around the corner of several colleges, businesses, and one international student hostel. Sitting there was pretty ridiculous, because I didn’t have any coffee; I’ve been trying to ditch my addiction in order to 1) stop shaking so much, 2) pee less, and 3) stop shaking when I pee.
So there I am, drinking cup after cup of caffeine-free diet cola. Incidentally, caffeine free dit cola should have the product motto: When you don’t want any taste, caffeine, or nutrients, but you still hate your teeth…
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January 4th, 2008 at 11:41 am
Wonderful story.
Just wonderful.
Come out of retirement!