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I have returned
By Mark | March 14, 2008
After a forced exile from blogging until I 1) get a job and 2) keep it for more than a month, I am back. Better? Maybe. Stronger? Probably not. Healthier? Hell no. But it doesn’t matter, because now I have health insurance. Let the rapid decomposition of my body to its constituent elements begin*!
* As far as I can tell through spectographic analysis, those elements are: mostly carbon, oxygen, and hot dogs, with a trace amount of phosphorus and air elementals**.
** If you don’t know what a wind elemental is, it looks like this:

RIP, Gary Gygax.
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March 14th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
Does that mean that you’ve gotten a job?!
March 14th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Yep! I’ve been at the new job for about a month and half, now.
March 14th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
huzzah! let the beatings begin!
er… FESTIVITIES. yes, let the FESTIVITIES begin!