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I have returned

By Mark | March 14, 2008

General Douglas MacArthurAfter a forced exile from blogging until I 1) get a job and 2) keep it for more than a month, I am back. Better? Maybe. Stronger? Probably not. Healthier? Hell no. But it doesn’t matter, because now I have health insurance. Let the rapid decomposition of my body to its constituent elements begin*!

* As far as I can tell through spectographic analysis, those elements are: mostly carbon, oxygen, and hot dogs, with a trace amount of phosphorus and air elementals**.

** If you don’t know what a wind elemental is, it looks like this:
Air Elemental
RIP, Gary Gygax.

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3 Responses to “I have returned”

  1. hsuper Says:
    March 14th, 2008 at 12:15 pm

    Does that mean that you’ve gotten a job?!

  2. Mark Says:
    March 14th, 2008 at 12:18 pm

    Yep! I’ve been at the new job for about a month and half, now.

  3. jenny Says:
    March 14th, 2008 at 12:47 pm

    huzzah! let the beatings begin!

    er… FESTIVITIES. yes, let the FESTIVITIES begin!

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