Blood donation worker [reading from script]: Have you taken any medication not prescribed by a doctor in the last eight weeks?
Me: Uh, I took some orthotricyclen once.
Her: …that’s birth control.
Her: Why would you take that?!
Me: It was for a dare.
Her: Don’t take medication on a dare anymore.
Me: But it did clear up my acne…
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