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Thursday, September 13th, 2007I ripped my last pair of jeans this weekend. The rip is in the crotch-ish area, and am I now in dire straits. Why?
1) The hole is big enough to allow wind into it, and Chicago is cold.
I live next to the lake, which means that the draft is significant. And […]
My last DC comedy show
Thursday, June 14th, 2007One last DC Show!!!
Tuesday, June 19 at the Cafe Japone Open Mic @ 8:30pm, 2032 P St. NW, Washington, DC 20036.
I’m get a full 30 minute set, so buckle up: I’m using the A, B, and C material for this one.
One last bridge to burn and I’m out of matches
Tuesday, April 24th, 2007This column originally appeared in the Georgetown Law Weekly on April 24, 2007. It was my last column for the paper as a student.
When writing a goodbye column, I’ve noticed that people tend to fall into one of several categories: 1) a heartfelt remembrance of the years […]
Darth Vader Balloon
Monday, April 23rd, 2007This is a sign that human art is reaching its zenith.
Here’s to you, Darth Vader Balloon Guy.
How to argue with illogical people
Tuesday, April 17th, 2007This column appeared in the Georgetown Law Weekly on April 17, 2007.
The great Roman orator Cicero once said that “Any man can make mistakes, but only an idiot persists in his error.” You will find, especially those of you who plan to actually practice law (Section 3 need not apply), that there will […]