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Monday, March 12th, 2007This column will appear appeared in the Georgetown Law Weekly on March 20, 2007.
Before coming to law school, I was a paleontology graduate student at the University of Michigan. I studied, specifically, the life and migration of woolly mammoths (Mammuthus primigenius), and in retrospect was much, much cooler than torts. One thing we […]
A transcript of emails sent from me to my mom.
Monday, February 12th, 2007Hi Ma -
Thanks for the message. I haven’t had a chance to call you back because I’m really busy. How’s Pa?
- Mark
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Hi Ma -
No, I AM paying the bill. I just don’t clean out my voice mail very often. I promise I am being responsible with my money, ok? As […]
Across the Great Divide
Wednesday, January 24th, 2007This column originally appeared in the Georgetown Law Weekly on January 21, 2007.
This is my last semester of law school, presuming that 1) I have correctly tallied my credits for the year, and 2) that I pass all of my classes. These are both large assumptions, but for the sake of simplicity we shall say […]
I am thankful I’m not you.
Tuesday, November 21st, 2006This column was originally published in the Georgetown Law Weekly on Nov. 21, 2006.
We are in the midst of finals, of the stress of dealing with family for winter break, and of the end of college football. This is therefore an extremely emotionally trying time, and at such times it is easy to forget […]
Apparently not every evening student has kids
Sunday, November 12th, 2006This column originally appeared in the Georgetown Law Weekly, Nov. 14, 2006. For those who don’t know, evening law students at Georgetown graduate in four years instead of the normal three, and are designated as Section Seven.
In a previous column, I revealed that I do not know all that much about evening students. […]